Oh, honey! You lost my favorite hairclip that I was letting you use to keep your hair out of your eyes!

It's not yours. I've had it since the ninth century.

Don't be silly! Nobody was alive except for barbarians!

...That's not tr--Get. Away from me. I don't want my hair cut.

But your hair is getting in your eyes! I have to!

No.

But--

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